It's not going well for Eggs and Beans FC in the KickAbout.Com Wednesday night Astro Turf Soccer League in DCU.
Losses of 4-5, 2-9 and 7-9 have left the healthy breakfast options floundering at the foot of the table, with serious questions marks being raised about famous midfielder McMuck.
His magical shooting prowess once rendered the football invisible to goalkeepers until they turned around and found it nestling in the net behind them.
His legendary 'engine' once got him from box to box and back to box again.
And his oft-talked about touch could once kill a cannonball fired from ten yards.
But the only magical thing these days about McMuck's shooting prowess is the physics-defying trajectory of an alleged blem on goal.
Where the engine is housed is now flabbed by saggy man-boobs.
And the only thing McMuck's touch appears to kill these days is Egg and Beans FC's hope of ever registering a win.
Sigh.
