I wrote a song last year for Mrs McMuck and played it at our wedding. Unfortunately it wasn't captured in full on video and posted on YouTube, thus depriving me of the opportunity to earn millions of virtual Internet dollars.
But the guests at the wedding seemed to like it. And Mrs McMuck certainly did.
So if Simon Cowell is reading, fuck off.
For anyone else out there, here's how it went...
I traded a wish
For an old fashioned kiss
In the dim moonlight
Till sunrise in her eyes
I gave her a glance
Said that I couldn't dance
Yet she took my hand
I held tight, we took flight
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Table for two
How about me and you go down
To the best place for the
Next phase of these crazy day
These crazy days++++++++++
We said our farewells
But you'd long cast your spell
Waved your wand at me
Alakazam
So I held up a light
Saw your eyes shine so bright
In the dim moonlight
I saw sunrise in your eyes
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Table for two
How about me and you go down
To the best place for the
Next phase of these crazy days
These crazy daysOut of the blue
How about me and you take off
Oh, we'll find a place
Where we can chase
These crazy days
These crazy days